George Bush Buys Kingship from Blair

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - LONDON - George Bush, wanting to assert himself as the new ruler of "Englund," today purchased the title of King from ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair. Georgie said that he wanted to to be sure his lover, "Toni," as he calls him, knows who wears the pants in the family before they marry.

"I'm a decision... I'm the decision... If I had a title, it would be King Decisionmaker," said Bush. "Now I'm thuh King of Englund. You gotta' do what I say."

Tony Blair looked as though he knew he made a mistake by granting his lover's request, but said nothing. When a reporter asked him about it point blank, Blair replied, "I totally support my lover in his decision making. He IS a whopping big boy whom I just LOVE to PIECES. I do feel he gets carried away sometimes, however."

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