White Lightning by Billy Bob Browning

Written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 16 June 2007

White lightnin', it is really gud,
Ah make and drink it like ah shuld.
Ah soon see colurs everywhere
And for the wurld ah have no care.

Ah stumble thru this life compleet,
Though ah kain't stand upon mah feet.
Ah make deesishuns all the time
Going thru life with all sublime.

Billy Bob Browning

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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