Following President Donald Trump’s denial of knowing Prince Andrew yesterday, the Prince himself last night moved swiftly to scotch rumours that he has ever met Trump, or that he even exists. Speaking to the BBC’s Andrew Marr in a hastily-arranged...
A 56-year-old man, who was one of the founder members of the staunch, anti-European Union, Brexit Party, has regressed down the evolutionary scale, and has now returned to the primaeval soup where life on earth first began, 4 billion years ago. Te...
The maritime world was aghast, last night, as details emerged of an incident that took place on Hyde Park Boating Lake earlier in the afternoon, when a man, believed to be an Italian national, threw himself from a rowing boat and swam to safety follo...
A 45-year-old man who regularly speaks out against the sport of professional boxing, was last night arrested at his home and charged with assaulting his wife. Neighbours raised the alarm when a heated argument between the couple developed into v...
A 23-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London with a conviction for terrorism, rang his local newspaper last night to express his annoyance that Londoners seemed to be enjoying their customary Friday evening drink in the bars around London Bridge...
Police were forced to draw batons and wade into a Friday night punch-up in Whitechapel Road last night as the melee descended into a full-scale Donald Trump political rally. Twelve arrests were made, mostly for insulting behaviour and affray, and...
Pop icon, Sir Cliff Richard, last night slammed Britain’s Department of Transport for failing to deal adequately with what he sees as the crisis on Britain's roads with regard to lesbians. Speaking at a rally attended by thousands of elderly fans,...
A 43-year-old East London man began to question his faith in God last Sunday, after stubbing his toe on an uneven paving slab just a few minutes after attending a sung Latin Mass at Westminster Cathedral. Toby Dell, a die-setter from Commercial St...
A 35-year-old man from Leytonstone in East London, who has been a fervent Manchester United supporter ever since the team became successful under Sir Alec Ferguson in the 1980s, is currently having a serious rethink following the team's alarming loss...
A 23-year-old woman was unable to contain her glee last night after her best friend arrived at a party in a particularly unflattering dress that made her look like 'a sack tied up in the middle', according to the woman's description of her friend sin...
A 32-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London came under fire from fellow commuters yesterday morning, when he began waxing his toes on the platform of Stepney Green tube station. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer from Dock Street, was hara...
A 54-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London woman has told a local newspaper that she boiled a full kettle of water by placing it on the head of her staunch Brexiteer husband's head during a party political broadcast by the Liberal Democrats.
Following yesterday’s announcement that he will be withdrawing from all public duties, beleaguered royal, Prince Andrew, has been unveiled as one of the so-called, ‘Latecomers’ on the hit TV reality show, I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. The 5...
The mother of a teenage girl who collapsed and died during her menstrual cycle last week, broke down in front of reporters earlier today before hitting out at the advertising campaigns used by the makers of women's sanitary products. Mrs Mary Dell...
The government last night outlined plans to include the teaching of vagrancy and the dependency on strong drink as part of the national curriculum in 2020. A spokesperson for the Department of Education told newsmen: "In the present difficult eco...
A 23-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London told a court that she beat her husband with a television stand to get some practice for the hurly-burly, Black Friday melee in 11 days time. Tracy Dell of Vallance Road, fractured the skull of he...
A London man was given two consecutive life sentences at The Old Bailey yesterday, after being found guilty of shouting loudly at a burglar who had broken into his home in the early hours of the morning in June of this year. Toby Dell, a postman f...
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