HOLLYWOOD - Well after weeks of watching fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi cuddling, nuzzling, and caressing Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres appeared at the show's opening snuggled next to Cowell and kissing the self-proclaimed Royal Rude Dude...
HOLLYWOOD - The new-judge-on-the-block spoke out on her talk show about the 20 remaining American Idol contestants. Ellen said that as of now, the front runner is Kara's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James. El said that she glanced over at Kara when "CJ" was...
MOBILE, Alabama - Patti LaBelle was in Mobile visiting an ex-boyfriend who she says borrowed $7,000 from her back in 1987. She was asked what she thought about this year's American Idol contestants and new judge Ellen DeGeneres. Miss LaBelle sa...
Swedish Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque has become the international darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. She has won four gold medals and the hearts of millions of fans all over the world. Her daring jumps, spins, and leaps, all performed braless an...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted Fox News TV host Sean Hannity once said, that only in America can we have something like American Idol where we end up with one winner and 99,999 sore-as-the-dickens losers. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi remarked that, that is the o...
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Abdul told the assembled crowd of 52, or so that she had...
Does America like Ellen? What the polls are suggesting is that everybody doesn't care, so the polls turned to rephrasing the question. Does American Idol audiences like Ellen? Some audience members when asked to use their auto poll phones provid...
Ellen Degeneres, the newest judge on American Idol, is still trying to find her place on the show, according to the director. This may explain why she found it necessary to moon the contestants during one of the tryouts on Hollywood week. Assista...
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has stated that he will not be grabbing Ellen DeGeneres' thighs underneath the judges table like he did last year when Paula Abdul was sitting next to him. Simon said that for one thing, he was very clo...
Simon Cowell is the straight shooting, shoot from the lip, insult them all, veteran of American Idol judges. He's never seen a person that he couldn't rip apart. Ellen Degenerate is the new American Idol judge with zero background or experience in...
The Grammy Awards are here already. Can you believe it? Seems like yesterday that Chris Brown was freaking out on Rihanna but maybe both will be there this year. "I will", stated a smiling Rihanna, as she appeared recently on the Ellen DeGeneres S...
Singer Adam Lambert has admitted up front that he is gay but now a story is going around TV land that he has gotten a young lady follower pregnant. The story is said to have originated with an Ellen DeGeneres close friend in the gay world but no o...
New York- Ellen DeGeneres is planning a huge wedding. She will marry lipstick lesbian Portia de Rossi. DeGeneres announced the wedding during a taping of her talk show. DeGeneres said she and girlfriend de Rossi ("Ally McBeal," from "Nip/Tuck") wo...
HOLLYWOOD - Paula who? The producers of the number one show on American television have just signed day time talk show host Ellen DeGeneres to take Paula "I Want $20 Mil" Abdul's place. American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, 53, said that the...
HOLLYWOOD - In a move that has sent shock waves throughout the electronic world Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, and Rosie O'Donnell have announced that they have just purchased Twitter. The three women through their company Tri-Guys Unlimited...
ALHAMBRA, California - Plans have been finalized by ESPN to telecast the first political women's wrestling match in history. Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, will join ex-talk show host Rosie O'Donnell, and rock and roller Melissa Etheridge on the...
MALIBU BEACH, California - Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Melissa Etheridge have decided to lend the financially strapped United States $20 million. Herb Hankowitz, attorney for Tri Guys Unlimited, the company solely owned by the happy trio...
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