Adam Lambert Blows His Cover

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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Singer Adam Lambert has admitted up front that he is gay but now a story is going around TV land that he has gotten a young lady follower pregnant.

The story is said to have originated with an Ellen DeGeneres close friend in the gay world but no one can pin it down.

Now Adam has denied the whole affair saying that DeGeneres has it in for him and for his former judge, Simon Cowell, of American Idol.

"I really don't care what is said about me because it's usually just a show wanting ratings to increase. If my close friend, Charlotte, is pregnant, it's not by me", Lambert has supposedly told Jeff Livingston of WCKN of Cleveland.

"At least, I hope not."

Adams reportedly went on to say that there is supposedly a huge argument between Cowell and DeGeneres and they both wanted him in on it. "No dice. Fight your own battles and hope you both get a big boost in ratings by using my name."

"Actually, it's a backhand compliment."

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