Rihanna: I'm Taking No More Shit, Understand?

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Saturday, 30 January 2010

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The Grammy Awards are here already. Can you believe it? Seems like yesterday that Chris Brown was freaking out on Rihanna but maybe both will be there this year.

"I will", stated a smiling Rihanna, as she appeared recently on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Rihanna says she's letting the past go.

She has also recently got her 24th tattoo. That's a sign of maturity right there.

"It's right above my breasts and it says, "Kung Fu, You Can Kick Ass Too".

She told Ellen that she was through being a toy or a punching bag.

"The next guy who loses it will lose THEM, if you get what I mean. I have more self-respect now and you better not push me too far."

When Ellen asked about her recent date, Los Angeles Dodger's outfielder Matt Kemp, she told her that she and Matt had an understanding between them. That they enjoyed being together. Then stated that she would say no more or people will splash it all over the magazines.

After Rihanna left, someone asked Ellen if she was afraid of Rihanna?

"What's she going to do, kick me in the ovaries? Quit picking on her."

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