HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Word on the streets of LaLaLand is that the X-Factor mogul and judge Simon Cowell is contemplating making a big change for next season. According to iRumors Cowell AKA "The Prince of Put Downs" stated that he has received lots of...
Twitchers across the world are migrating to Australia since the news spread across Twitter that a pair of rare Newcastle Tits have been sighted in Melbourne. "I've seen most varieties of tit," said the heavily bearded Bill Oddie, an avid bird-watc...
Cheryl Cole has again hit the headlines on the front page of The Sun today, following rumours that she has been having an illicit liason with failed asylum seeker Tiddles the Cat. Tiddles first rose to fame when he was deported instead of his own...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars has certainly got some stars in his eyes as evidenced by the fact that the "Dancing Dude" is doing the quick step on Cloud 9 with his new girlfriend Lauren Conrad. Derek earlier this yea...
The Sun has reported today that one of its undercover reporters, posing as an employee of Spud-u-Like, has spoken with Cheryl Cole about her alleged relationship with the Yeti. She is reported to have told the freelance reporter that Mr Yeti, 46, cur...
The Sun has today reported that Cheryl Cole, following her acrimonious split from footballer husband Ashley, has began dating the political refugee and former abominable snowman Mr Yeti. Yeti, 46, thought to be the missing link between humans and...
HOLLYWOOD - Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars will have it's season premier on September 19. The show which is one of the top ranked in the nation will return with Co-Hosts Tom "Jumpy" Bergeron and Brooke "Skinny Legs" Burke who says she wants t...
Apple has announced a range of products designed especially for the people of Newcastle. The 'Why i' range will be available in the near future with the launch of 'why itunes' a music site devoted entirely to geordie artists such as Cheryl Cole, Jim...
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell says that most people do not know it but he is really two different people. The first one is the dark T-shirt wearing pompously snobbish hateful Sultan of Sarcasm that he was when he was the judge on American Idol. The...
Cheryl Cole's decision to get back together with 'love rat' Ashley has provoked anger among feminists and 'strong women'. The defiant Geordie has ignored the strident advice of bitchy lesbians and decided to give the Chelsea Left Back 'one last ch...
Chicharito is allegedly 'eyeing' up Cheryl Cole saying she is one sexy hot tamale. He has, apparently, always 'fancied' older women and although he won't be making any moves on her he says it doesn't stop him from looking. When asked if he'd li...
HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the soon-to-be filmed television series Vampire Vixens Gone Wild had to do some fancy maneuvering after one of the stars Cheryl Cole suddenly left America and returned to her home in England. Bandini Borrapelli informed...
Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole says people should judge him on the childish displays of petulance that have punctuated his footballing career, not the equally repulsive manner in which he allegedly conducts his private life. Cole, who ha...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, barely recovered from the dual ordeals of sausage flavoured lager and a malfunctioning mobile phone, this morning almost choked on his porridge when he accessed his Twitter account and saw a message posted by former Gir...
London - Fans of her Priscilla Presley wedding pics hairdo that frightened off American X-F*ctor are having none of it, of course. But today's official launch of a revamped blondish Cheryl Cole is nothing more than a £500 hairpiece stunt. "Look...
LONDON - Still reeling from being fired by America's version of X-Factor and being dumped by boyfriend Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole has returned to England. She spoke with Loretta Piffinshaw of Ta Ta For Now News and told her that the past year has be...
LONDON - The past year has not been a good one for Cheryl Cole. The first thing that turned her happy world around was when she found out that her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole was cheating on her with a bevy of tarts. Cheryl somehow was...
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