Phoenix, AZ - In yet another blow to Arizonans who are still reeling from the newly-enacted anti-immigration law, it is now being reported that teachers with heavy accents are being removed from Arizona classrooms. The Arizona Department of Education...
WTF do we put up will all this jargon? I've just been to an IPRC to get one of my students on an IEP. He has CAP problems and I don't want him taking the EQAO. The EA and LRT were both there. I'm tired of going to these bloody TLCP's too. I've been on LTD for a while because of the stress. OTIP have been sending my monthly cheques. My GP was a great help. I needed a lot of TLC. My school...
A teacher has at last spoken out against a faceless body. Tired of parents complaining of the language used in their children's report cards, this teacher has had enough. Apparently, like everything else, language used in writing report cards is '...
A looming battle is building momentum as a Dutch Nurses Union has taken a stand against 'handing out' sexual favours to patients, while a new Female Teachers Union in the UK says they WANT to provide sexual gratification for male students with 's...
The record book was thrown well-and-truly out of the window today when a teacher at a Bangkok school broke the all-time "Good morning" record before most decent folk were even out of bed. Moys Kenwood, an English teacher at a local primary school,...
Prominent public education leaders from across the nation called for an across the board expansion in Zero Tolerance policies in public schools today after a two week symposium. The leaders found the mandatory expulsion and suspension from schoo...
A music teacher, whose students once performed at a presidential inauguration event, is on administrative leave after taking 40 high school students to a Hooters restaurant. "We were trying to get people to listen to some Holiday songs and get awa...
Two High School teachers Alexis Bruchontay and Carla Maracas were caught by the school janitor engaged in a nude version of "Show & Tell." Geronimo Escobar said that he went into the room to empty the trash can when he saw Mrs. Bruchontay, 29,...
Teachers "heading" towards the Philippines beware, you could end up being "headless" and be forced into participating in the new Philippinian Kidnappers Folks-sport called "Headball"!! Muslim Kidnappers target international teachers because they f...
Eleanor Gobbard, the lesbian jazz trumpet teacher jailed this week for seducing a pupil gave National Breast Appreciation Day a big thumbs up from the confines of her prison cell. "Breasts are wonderful," the jazz trumpet teacher told us. "And loo...
Feminist Pressure Groups and Germaine Greer yesterday came out in support of Eleanor Gobbard, the petite blonde lesbian jazz trumpet teacher, imprisoned for abusing her position of trust by seducing a 15 year old student. "This is ridiculous," sai...
The petite blonde jazz trumpet teacher with lesbian tendencies who seduced a pupil - or maybe it was the other way around, who knows how these things can get out of hand? - was sentenced to fifteen months imprisonment the day before yesterday, in a...
The Geology teacher at my wife's school recently moved with her family to a different part of the country. My wife wanted to send her away with a good-bye letter. Naturally, we can't do things normally in our family. We've learned that the teacher plans to frame this letter and loved it. If you hate puns, you are in for a real groaner here (remember, I said that the woman was a geology tea...
SACRAMENTO, CA - Parents of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school students were shocked today to find "an assortment of sexual enhancement devices" had been distributed to their children, according to the school's superintendent, Ima Soughtie. "I can...
SACRAMENTO, CA - Teacher Crystal Defanti shocked students of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school today when, on a fieldtrip to a Sacramento, California area farm, she made "highly inappropriate" references to the genitalia and behavior of farm animals...
Teachers have decided to bunk off school. The announcement was met with chants of "No More School!", "Sats Your Lot" and "Schools Out!" The teachers have become upset at the way the schools are being run. Education chiefs were quick to condemn the...
A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
