Teacher On Leave For Taking School Choir To Hooters!

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Friday, 18 December 2009

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A music teacher, whose students once performed at a presidential inauguration event, is on administrative leave after taking 40 high school students to a Hooters restaurant.

"We were trying to get people to listen to some Holiday songs and get away from the big chested women for a few days, stated Ms. Gladys Hocker of Rockford.

Among the songs the customers say they heard just outside the window were, "All I Want For Christmas Is Two", "The Jingle Bell Flop" and "Baby, It Must Be Cold Inside".

The students and teacher then went inside and had a hot meal.

"We were freezing our tails off and the restaurant manager told the kids and me to come inside out of the snow, so we did."

Ms Gladys continued to say that her fifth grade students only considered the waitresses "pretty" and that everything went well.

However, when the parents found out WHERE their kids and sang and eaten, they say they were shocked.

"Ms. Gladys only sent us a note about what they were going to do, sing outside the restaurant", stated Mrs Elmer Diggs. "At least all my Donnie said was that the girls were pretty but he was on the phone for two hours with his friends that night.

"I have nothing to hide", stated Ms. Gladys. "I'll serve my time. Why that manager even had us sing some more inside the restaurant. We sung, "Let 'Em Show, Let 'Em Show, Let 'Em Show", "I'll Have A True Two Christmas", "Hiding In A Winter Wonder Brand" and my all-time favorite, ""Tits The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year."

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