'Teacher Jargon' is a bitch-Should be classed as 'foreign language'

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 11 April 2010

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EQAO is BS so FO to MOE's

WTF do we put up will all this jargon? I've just been to an IPRC to get one of my students on an IEP. He has CAP problems and I don't want him taking the EQAO. The EA and LRT were both there.

I'm tired of going to these bloody TLCP's too.

I've been on LTD for a while because of the stress. OTIP have been sending my monthly cheques. My GP was a great help. I needed a lot of TLC.

My school has been recognized as an OFIP school. Which is BS. It just means more WORK. We have ESL and ELL students to deal with. Some will be on SALEP soon. Our EA's and LRT's do their best with these kids.

Our SPC meets soon. We'll have a new SAP I suppose.

The MOE says we are heading towards the use of Plain English in schools soon. WTF. I suppose it's better late than never. I hope our BOE takes notice or I'll be back on LTD before you can say "Three R's".

The scary thing is MANY teachers will understand the above.

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