Teachers "heading" towards the Philippines beware, you could end up being "headless" and be forced into participating in the new Philippinian Kidnappers Folks-sport called "Headball"!!
Muslim Kidnappers target international teachers because they fear that thay could brainwash their children into becoming, NORMAL.
This latest craze of "Headball" has been adapted by the Kidnappers from an ancient game played by the Maya Indians in Mexico.
Mayans played normal batting games with normal balls, only slight problem was the winners would have their heads removed as a sacrifice to their Gods (better to be a loser actually!) and after the ceremony the games would continue with the losing teams booting the winners heads hoping to score as many goals as possible!
Anyway, the Philippinian, mainly muslim, kidnappers feel this is a great idea to scare off do-gooding, brainwashing teachers from their villages, have a bit of fun kicking the shit out of their heads, place some bets and generally have a jolly good time!
Applications from international teachers wishing to "HEAD" there have become rare, but one fanatical Man United fan who also teaches at Moss side in Manchester is "heading" his way to the Islands to be beheaded, the reason given was, "the world is so cruel, Chelsea beat us, Man City are crap, I'm feeling very BLUE and want desperately to lose my head!"