Two High School teachers Alexis Bruchontay and Carla Maracas were caught by the school janitor engaged in a nude version of "Show & Tell."
Geronimo Escobar said that he went into the room to empty the trash can when he saw Mrs. Bruchontay, 29, and Mrs. Maracas, 33, sitting in classroom chairs across from each other.
He asked the two startled teachers what in the world they were doing. Mrs. Maracas turned it around and asked him what he was doing staring at them and if he was a peeping Tom, or a pervert, or perhaps both.
Escobar said that Mrs. Bruchontay then told him that if he did not leave and leave right away that they were both going to report him to the principal and charge him with sexual harassment.
Mr. Escobar said that he apologized to both women and told them that he would leave. He stopped as he turned to leave and asked them if they wanted for him to turn off the lights or leave them on.
"Off." Both teachers yelled out in perfect unison.
Escobar left. He said that he was afraid of losing his job, but he decided that he had to tell the principal. The principal thanked him and after he left her office she turned on the security camera and proceeded to watch quite an x-rated "Show & Tell."
Both teachers have been suspended pending an investigation. Mr. Escobar has since quit his job and moved back to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
In an unrelated story. Colombian belly-dancer Shakira was reported slightly hurt last night. It seems that the swivel-hipped performer was performing at The Club La Libido in San Francisco when one of her hips knocked over a table, spilling drinks everywhere, and causing Shakira to receive a small cut on her right hip.