Animal rights activists who were concerned about beastiality were relieved to discover that comedian Chelsea Handler is in the newest edition of Playboy magazine, not Chelsea Clinton. Gertrude Lutz of The Society for Prevention of Sex with House P...
Sexy Marge Simpson has finally showed Playboy her stuff and it was enough for Hugh Hefner to place her on the cover of the upcoming magazine. It is also rumored that "Invisible Girl" of the Fantastic Four will make it to the centerfold, although t...
Belair, CA-- Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy magazine and the Playboy lifestyle says he's "exausted," and that he "needs to take a nap." Hefner, who is 84 years young, is a pop culture icon, a dirty old man and a hero to men and boys of all ag...
Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...
Playboy sex empire founder Hugh Hefner has put his dear old rustic family home up for sale in California for nearly 28 million dollars, the Los Angeles Times reported Friday. A cool 27,995,005.65 dollars could get you living right next door to the...
Following recent financial losses, a men's magazine is introducing a new slimmer version of their publication, which goes on sale from next month. It means that fewer models will be needed, and there is stiff competition for the available places. A...
Employees on the West Line between London and Edinburgh have complained to their union over the new uniforms they have been provided since GNER lost the West Line contract to Playboy. The new uniforms are in keeping with the traditional Playboy im...
Chicago/ Playboy News - Defying gravity and living with an erection that has lasted longer than 54 years, 82 year old porn mag publisher Hugh Hefner has struck again, swooping up budding news anchor Crystal Harris, 22, signing her to a 1 year contrac...
Chicago, Illinois - Coming out with a late season special issue just in the Saint Nicolas of time to ride on the coattails of the Mexican Playboy's controversial cover of a naked Virgin Mary, only Playgirl's sacrilegious cover will have an attractive...
Confirmed by Playdude Enterprises Webmaster, the big man himself has released an entire set of home movies featuring old girlfriends and highlighting their physical dexterity during sex. The videos are to be marketed on a new subscription website un...
Playboy Magazine has started a new religious controversy right before Christmas by putting a semi-naked Virgin Mary on the cover of their Spanish language edition. The edition, which has already sold out, is drawing criticism from the Catholic Churc...
Signing papers that prohibit conversation or contact with any other male younger than 70, Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends have vowed to be monogamous with the octogenarian for the remainder of his natural days, or until he becomes sick of them. Foll...
In a press release released early today by the office of HRH the Duke of Edinburgh (Prince Philip) husband to the Queen, it was announced that The Duke was taking a short break at the Playboy mansion home of boyhood friend Hugh Hefnopolis. Hefnopo...
While HSM honey Vanessa Hudgens, nineteen, may be busy promoting High School Musical 3: Senior Year she still had time to deny an offer of a centrefold in Playboy. The saucy starlet was very disappointed to turn down the offer, having dreamt of b...
CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...
Long time Hugh Hefner girlfriend and former Playmate, Holly Madison, has been kicked to the curb after her rumored spit swapping session with mediocre Las Vegas magician, Chris Angel. Madison, along with two other "girlfriends" had been publicly jo...
HOLLYWOOD, California - Hugh Hefner has stated that if John McCain is not elected president that he would like for Sarah Palin to appear in Playboy Magazine. Hef said that Palin would make a great centerfold and that the edition would literally f...
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