Home Next Door To Playboy Mansion For Sale

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Friday, 13 March 2009

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Playboy sex empire founder Hugh Hefner has put his dear old rustic family home up for sale in California for nearly 28 million dollars, the Los Angeles Times reported Friday.

A cool 27,995,005.65 dollars could get you living right next door to the Playboy Mansion, known for the sex king's extravagant parties.

The house comes with a permanent party invitation, a professional $10,000 telescope and a photographer's assistant's license to help photographers for the magazine do their stuff.

The two-story, 7,300-square-foot (700 square meters) English manor-style personal residence was built in 1929 and purchased by Hefner in 1998.

It has five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, a library and commons for the staff. Some of the walls are hand-painted, and there is a hand-carved staircase.

The home sits on over 2 acres, borders the Los Angeles Country Club and has a huge pool.

Hefner told the Times that he had turned down an offer by the Pittsburgh Steelers football team and a group of 1,000 teenagers who asked that they pay a monthly fee.

"Come on guys, this is a family home. I want to sell it to a family."

At last report, the Gambino family were interested.

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