Marge Simpson Exposed On Playboy Cover!

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Saturday, 10 October 2009

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"And There's Marge & Boy Is She Large!"

Sexy Marge Simpson has finally showed Playboy her stuff and it was enough for Hugh Hefner to place her on the cover of the upcoming magazine.

It is also rumored that "Invisible Girl" of the Fantastic Four will make it to the centerfold, although that is yet to be seen.

"Just wait until you see the Incredible Hulk", stated John Potterfort, assistant editor. "He will start out as Bruce Banner nude and then the page will slowly change into a naked Hulk who has a hunk like a double-donkey. I can already see it pulled out and put up on the walls of college dorms everywhere!"

After more than a half century featuring women like Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford and the Girls of Hooters on its cover, why has Playboy for the first time given the spot to cartoon characters?

"Because people have seen them for a long time and, you know, wondered. Especially when they we just hitting puberty."

Others say that the hole business is silly and that "Large Marge" will not sell magazines.

"All these people are naked all over the nest already and have been for years", stated one reader. "This is silly."

"Yes", agreed another, "These types have been drawn by young artists at schools and passed around. I saw some good ones of Marge back in the 'nineties!"

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