Vanessa Upset to Turn Down Playboy

Written by Mel Kiss

Friday, 24 October 2008

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These guys are upset too.

While HSM honey Vanessa Hudgens, nineteen, may be busy promoting High School Musical 3: Senior Year she still had time to deny an offer of a centrefold in Playboy.

The saucy starlet was very disappointed to turn down the offer, having dreamt of being in Playboy since she saw The House Bunny starring Anna Faris last week. "It would be the highlight of my career to pose in Playboy. It's a very high honour and I'm very disappointed that I had to turn it down as I am too busy with promotion duties for the new movie."

Vanessa shouldn't be worried because there may be another offer on the cards for her now that Heff has heard how eager she is to pose completely naked. Vanessa has been associated with previous photo scandals involving a mobile phone and a very eager boyfriend, who the world knows as drool-worthy Zac Efron.

Zac was said to be so excited and turned on when he saw the photos that his appendix burst and he was rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. When he heard he might be getting another set from his girlfriend, he spilt his coffee all over Ashley Tisdale who he was currently eating lunch with at a cafe. Ashley, who was very shocked after her cast mate dumped his drink on her, was lucky not to suffer third degree burns. She was checked out at a hospital and advised to spend the day without anything that would overexert her.

The possibility that Vanessa has taken more photos has excited a lot of internet stalkers, who have been commenting on various forums to try and find the source of the rumour and its reliability. If Hudgens does indeed post her photos on the net, the stalkers will be the first to pick them up. Hudgens was reportedly stalked in the past, but the police refuse to do anything about it in belief that the beautiful actress is egging them on.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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