Chicago, Illinois - Coming out with a late season special issue just in the Saint Nicolas of time to ride on the coattails of the Mexican Playboy's controversial cover of a naked Virgin Mary, only Playgirl's sacrilegious cover will have an attractive man in the buff, except for a white beard, red hat and his junk in a box.
"We expect it will make an excellent stocking stuffer for women who have no chance at ever being involved in a real relation with a man, or ever have a family of their own," said a spokeswoman for Playgirl Magazine. "In other words give it to the office bitch."
Playgirl Magazine advises that if you are giving their late season special issue Nude Secret Santa as a gift this year, you must being doing so out of revenge, rather than out of the Christmas spirit and therefore give it with a bottle of spirits.
"We recommend tequila and lots of it," said Playgirl Magazine. "That way your 'friend' will get just drunk enough to build up her nerve and go down to the local mall, department store or even the annual office Christmas party and pickup a real Nude Secret Santa of her own to take back home. Come the day after, while at work, you can walk up to her and say to her face, 'Ho-Ho-Ho."
