BRUSSELS - In the aftermath of the European Commission's decision to reprimand Apple over their tax avoidance they have now turned their attention to rock star, humanitarian and professional pranet Bono. Controversially, in 2006, U2 opted to move the...
Following a hotly contested statewide referendum, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a margin of over eighty-six percent, had voted to secede from t...
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...
Retired Old Bailey judge, Sir Clement Hostage has been legal advisor to Ted Heath and Tony Blair and is an expert in English Law. Now in his mid-seventies he looks all over the much traveled aristocrat of yore with ruddy complexion, bloated girth and ragged white hair. Our business reporter from U-R-FKD Magazine decided to pay him a visit to learn of his reaction to the current political mess...
London, UK, Britain, England - It appears that after the torrid and heart-wrenching breakup (which Brexit's boyfriend, E.U. didn't really think she had the nerve to do) she's really leaving this time! But now after storming out, she's forgotten t...
Brexit's financial fall out explained in brief is the monkey lost his stash out of his jungle nest and let out a moan fit to get everybody's teeth grinding. It is unfortunate, of course, when the clientele suddenly disappears and all that potentia...
Leave voters across the UK are awaiting the delivery of their brand new unicorns following the historic victory of the Leave Campaign this week. Derek Wensleydale, 65, a political activist and part time drinker from Scarborough, North Yorkshire,...
Britain, U.K. - After casting millions of votes to name England's new oceanic research vessel Boaty McBoat Face, and then being denied the name by those in charge of naming boats and stuff, most british citizens would now like to stop using the word...
Realizing that exiting the European Union was just a band aid measure in terms of removing itself from the global community at large, Brexit enthusiast and potential British Prime Minister candidate, Boris Johnson announced, "It isn't enough!" Wit...
In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign. I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists. "Boris..... Boris......" "Hibble wibble bobble bibble" "Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move." "Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand...
IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! The BREXIT will kill you! Careful now you pseudo-racist freedom thinkers - (Whoop Whoop) the big bad BREXIT will slain you and your families if you even THINK about voting leave! "Look what's happened" said Feary McFearface, "...
It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community! European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish,...
Many ex-pats living in and enjoying the freedom offered by being members of the much maligned European Community are slightly worried at the rather strange behaviour of their compatriots residing on the island. It seems that many Brits over there...
Brexit campaigners Leave UK have controversially claimed that the UK would be 4 degrees warmer if it leaves the EU. However, the claim is disputed by both the UK's own Met Office, and the International Bureau Meteorologique (IBM) which is based in An...
With a little over seven weeks to go until Britain votes whether or not to leave his organisation, EU commissioner Jean Claude van Junk has stepped into the Brexit debate with some unusual comments. However, voters may be confused rather than motivat...
The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...
Recent polls have confirmed that the popularity of Boris Johnson amongst the British public has dramatically declined since 22nd February 2016. 'I'd never thought too hard about it,' said John Smith, a typical UK resident, 'but, in the past, me mi...
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