Bo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain

Written by Aaron David

Monday, 20 June 2016

In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign.

I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists.

"Boris..... Boris......"

"Hibble wibble bobble bibble"

"Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move."

"Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand is, Yes, I have made two U turns, but two Us make a W; W for winner."

"Or wanker?"

"Well yes, yes exactly; they could say that and they have! Everyone knows what a highly principled individual I am and that's why I'll be the next Prime Minister."

"So you're just deserting the sinking ship."

"Well of course, of course. If you don't desert a sinking ship you'll drown! I'm not an idiot you know."

"Thanks for clarifying that."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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