In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign.
I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists.
"Boris..... Boris......"
"Hibble wibble bobble bibble"
"Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move."
"Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand is, Yes, I have made two U turns, but two Us make a W; W for winner."
"Or wanker?"
"Well yes, yes exactly; they could say that and they have! Everyone knows what a highly principled individual I am and that's why I'll be the next Prime Minister."
"So you're just deserting the sinking ship."
"Well of course, of course. If you don't desert a sinking ship you'll drown! I'm not an idiot you know."
"Thanks for clarifying that."
