Written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 11 June 2016

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She won't be smiling through her false teeth much longer when Mr Farage gets his way! UK is going down the POT!

It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community!

European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish, Italian, etc, after observing the disgraceful behaviour of brainless, drunken, English so-called footy fans, have seen the light at last.

CEO's of BMW, Mercedes, and all global players who have invested billions into England because England cannot produce anything decent apart from Daddies Sauce (and that's made up from Asian spices), have also seen the light.

Mobs of English yobs and hooligans dressed in their Crusader uniforms inviting ISIL for a bit of argy bargy in the streets of Marseille has convinced all people who once supported the great English have now decided; "They are just a bunch of insular, money grabbing morons who want their cake, the icing on top, an arm, a leg and the whole thing, but do not wish to pay a penny for the pleasure and continue to export their mindless, moronic, destructive Crusaders every time there is a football tournament!"

EU Headquarters and all global industries producing in the UK have signed an agreement and the headline is "Kick the fucking Brits out, we don't want them anymore!"

So there you have it Mr Farage, dumbo BOJO and their bunch of marauding crusading morons, stay on your island, you aint worth the effort!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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