Jade Goody, the beloved and much missed reality TV legend, has spoken to Jackiey Budden, her intelligent and articulate mum, through a psychic. At a séance earlier this week, the psychic channelled Jade's angelic spirit to communicate with her mum...
A former Big Brother contestant was admitted to hospital today after slashing his wrists and losing over three pints of alcohol. Lou Natik, who was a contestant in the last series of the programme and who was evicted and derided by the other cont...
Total apathy was the plucky British TV viewing public's reaction to the current season of Big Brother, currently being aired on Channel 4. It seems that nobody cares a jot about what goes on in the BB house any more. The tabloids are virtually ign...
Three new housemates are set to enter the Big Brother house tomorrow; but they aren't boring this time! Juan, Carlos, and Jose are set to the enter the house wearing poncho and sombrero and carryin maracas. But they won't become real housemates. T...
London: Disgraced MP Hazel Blears, who yesterday quit the government as Communities Secretary as it emerged she might have made £80k profit at the expense of UK taxpayers, was involved in further turmoil as she joined the rest of the house-mates as t...
Faded rock journo Julie Burchill came in for a critical mauling from a man in the street today after she claimed in a tabloid newspaper that Big Brother was essential TV viewing, and that the critics who took the piss out of the show were just jealou...
As the new series of Big Brother prepares to launch, it seems the contestants are in for a bit of a shock. They may be expecting to walk into the usual Big Brother house, with furniture, beds, good food and luxury bathrooms, but in the initial stage...
Bet Big Brother never say this coming, as the brand new BB house went up in an exciting explosion last night. Crew were finising final touches in the kitchen,when young worker, Frank Spencer,23, accidentally caught a gas-pipe as he was hammering a na...
Danielle Lloyd, the former Celebrity Big Brother slapper, whose performance in the show brought Britain to the brink of war with India, has been beaten up by angry clubbers on a night out in London. Lloyd, the ex-girlfriend of ex-Tottenham footbal...
Producers of Big Brother have confirmed that, in a radical new twist, one of the contestants for this summer's tenth series will be completely normal. They are straight, happily married with children, work in an office, have no mental illness or othe...
The latest series of Big Brother will have a morbid twist - all the contestants will be suffering from a terminal disease. Producers are to use certain death in a desperate attempt to breathe life into a flagging formula. "Following the huge marke...
New American reality TV programme 'Big Brother's Little President' ended today, and viewers had been gripped by the real-life drama. In the show, the five living US Presidents were put into a sealed house, and then each week viewers voted out whichev...
Executives at the Ministry of Truth have revealed that Big Brother really is watching you. The GPS Navigation systems and On Star systems in cars and cell phones are actually tools of Big Brother to keep track of the location of his citizens through...
The Government today announced the creation of a new, 60,000-strong volunteer force to take the war against extremism and terror into the streets of Britain. A development of the 'citizen justice' concept that brought us the Traffic Wombles and th...
Writers who endlessly write spoof stories about terminally-ill former reality TV star Jade Goody have been the subject of discussion in Prime Minster's Question Time this morning, according to reports from the House Of Commons. Jade, about as Comm...
The full horror of the Jade Goody situation unfolded tonight in my living room, when, as I was watching television, I saw an advertisement promoting pictures of the ex-Big Brother housemate, her two sons, Bobby and Freddie, and her criminal husband J...
Jade Goody is too unwell to receive a visit from her Celebrity Big Brother rival, the beautiful Indian actress Shilpa Shetty, her public cyst Max Cash has said. The Bollywood film star had hoped to visit her terminally-ill protagonist this week,...
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