Tuesday, 4 August 2009

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Jade says she's more famous than Gandhi

Jade Goody, the beloved and much missed reality TV legend, has spoken to Jackiey Budden, her intelligent and articulate mum, through a psychic.

At a séance earlier this week, the psychic channelled Jade's angelic spirit to communicate with her mum. Budden said: "When the psychiatrist started gurning, scratching his arse and hocking up phlegm, I knew my Jade was in the room."

Goody told her mum: "I'm in trouble 'ere cos I asked some old bald Punjabi geezer to go get me a chicken korma. They all went mental and told me I can't talk to Gandhi like that. Who the faack is Gary? 'ow am I supposed to know who the faack he is? I ain't never seen him on the telly or anything. I thought he was the curry cook."

Jade continued: "I told 'em all to go faack themselves. I gave Raj a good slap and told him to go get me the korma I ordered. I don't give a faack who he is. I was on the telly and he should show me respect!"

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