The full horror of the Jade Goody situation unfolded tonight in my living room, when, as I was watching television, I saw an advertisement promoting pictures of the ex-Big Brother housemate, her two sons, Bobby and Freddie, and her criminal husband Jack Tweed-Tweedy, which were published in a sleazy magazine.
For legal reasons, the name of the magazine cannot be printed here, but Charles Gordon Greene first used the phrase "oll korrect" in 1839, from where the rag's name is derived, OK?
The pictures show a resplendent Jade in all her glory, laughing, smiling and enjoying her last few days on the Earth with the people she loves and cherishes, not squirming in some hospital bed dying of cervical cancer, making some fat cat public cyst rich.
My wife told me:
"I am disgusted, I can tell you!", to which I replied:
"Yes, so am I, dear! It's horrible!"
Max Clifford is rich through no suffering of his own.
