DAYTONA BEACH, FL (AP Newsliar) -- The Invisible Man expressed consternation yesterday that nobody could see the truly righteous tan he has been working on.
Sex on the Beach? A Blow Job? A Buttery Nipple? An Orgasm?...
"School is cool," was the message when school children from East London based Benjonson School recently took part in a day trip to the seaside.
The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...
According a recent report in the "New England Journal of Medicine" more people have been killed at beaches by sand holes than by sharks.
With deepest apologies to the great Dr. Suess, this is my take on how Mike Love has stolen the legacy of The Beach Boys and Brian Wilson and turned it into a farce.
The Beach Boys, and Mike Love in particular, have always been big supporters of saving our environment.
Mike Love, lead singer of "The Beach Boys" has a new single set for release this coming Tuesday. In recent years, Mike has been touring without original members, Brian Wilson and Al Jardine, in part because of numerous lawsuits he has brought against them. With his new song, he hopes to mend the rift between him and his band mates and reunite for a new world tour.
With coastal erosion and sea levels steadily rising people living on the south coast of England are becoming more aware of the risks which face them.
I, ET McCrone lift/elevator operator/candidate for PrezMinister can read the handwritin' on the wall. When the noble colonizers, the citizens of the UK land like a desperate flock of gulls on the water-logged booty of a shipwrecked cargo trawler,...
Misery has ensued for thousands of rich white South Africans fleeing to Britain, as the ship containing their possessions ran aground and was scavenged by bloodthirsty mobs on a Devon beach. Nelson Mandela, informed...
The peaceful quiet and serenity of South Beach, Florida was shattered this morning when a large crowd gathered around what they believed to be a beached whale. Squawking and high pitched squealing noises could be heard all the way down at 183rd St a...
NORTH BEACH, Calif. - Authorities searching for Olivia Newton John's boyfriend, Patrick Kim McDermott are now seriously concerned about his disappearance from a routine fishing trip a few weeks ago. A major theory has developed.
Daytona Beach - A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend during a fight has been jailed for 6 months. One wonders of course if he really did it or were these just alligations?...
Recently many Muslim intellectuals from all over the world were invited to the Wellness Resort to discuss golf, not just the wealthy - an Arab consortium had recently purchased the resort. It took a couple of days of serious non-golf related debate t...
Immigration and security services swooped on to a Scottish beach yesterday and apprehended four Iranians who had strayed into UK waters.
G. Jeffrey Chambers III, a self-made millionaire from Palm Beach, FL, has been playing the lottery for five months now. His motives, though, are different from those of most lottery participants.
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