Forced into a hyperventilated state upon his arrival and taken aback by his own unpreparedness, U.S. Travel and Leisure reporter, Travis "Buck" Hunter, finds shocking evidence of modern culture and women on the Isle of Man. Veteran reporter for th...
(US and A) - As the spillage by WikiLeaks continues, the vast majority of Americans are immune to any personal take on the matter -- preferring to get their sanitized news stories cut up into bite-sized pieces for them instead. "We just don't get...
Wikileaks, the watchdog site that exposes government secrets has finally released a new round of documents that Americans are interested in. The last round of documents revealed that diplomats and politicians are a bunch of back biting, gossip mon...
The once mighty fists that pumped at the screen while Sean Hannity preached about the socialist government have turned to mild shoulder shrugs as Americans realize that there is nothing they can do about it. "I was so angry about the bailouts, the...
PICADILLY CIRCUS, London - An unidentified American tourist died today while visiting a British satirical. The bloke had just stepped from the lift coming up from the tube. He was enjoying the many colours, odours, and flavours of Picadilly when...
The TSA stunned the nation today by announcing that scanners and pat downs do not do enough to detect terrorist devices on flight passengers. Passengers must now completely disrobe in order to board a flight. "We tried to come up with a better so...
1) America is pretty much fat, loud, obnoxious and stupid and stubborn 2) School kids seem to spend thier time in corridors, or beating each other up, or participating in social cliques 3) Americans want change, but only change that never happens 4) America has paradoxical political movements 5) Americans believe their beloved Constitution mentions God and Jesus, yet it has no referenc...
New York--Oil Companies wanted to thank Americans for helping elect Republicans by raising gas prices. The higher gas prices are due to the fact that oil companies don't have to worry about any regulations or new environmental tax increases. "I w...
American workers explore the relationship between U.S. job losses and Wal-Kart's monopoly over the retail business in America. Wal-Kart began as a small retail operation in Vancouver, Canada. An over excess of wealth in Wal-Kart has degraded the...
Rescuers are busy on a plan to reach millions of Americans who have become trapped somewhere between middle class and lower class without much of a chance of survival. They claim a level of greed several hundred feet thick is separating the trapped A...
A study by researchers into US dietary control has revealed that there are now more people than ever before, who just can't walk past a burger establishment without going in and purchasing a meal that a normal family could live off for a week. Out...
The inhabitants of the United States are using noise at a rate out of all proportion to their numbers. While Americans make up only about 5% of the world's population they are using over 30% of the noise each year. Lawnmowers, leaf blowers, weed whac...
More than two-thirds of Americans surveyed agree that America is Number One on Planet Earth. In a recent Yeehaw! poll, a random selection of Americans were asked to answer the question, "Do you agree with the statement that America is the greatest...
Helen Thomas, vilified for her statement that Israel Jews should go back to Poland and Germany, modified her remarks after it was pointed out that she had a "Semite sized nose." Helen, who is known for her off the wall questions during White House...
It is true. The American Government sent our dear Queen Elizabeth, birthday greetings a week 'early'. Hilary Clinton is feeling a tad embarassed, but it could have been worse. She could have made a bigger 'boo boo' and sent a 'wreath'. Now that...
Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security. "Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...
In an explosive article that's sure to rock the rest of the World, Professor Jules von Liebentrop has categorically stated that 10 years of research in a pizza parlour has been worthwhile public spending. The USA is in fact full of morbidly obese...
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