Helen Thomas Denies Being Anti-Semite: Loves People With Big Beaks

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Monday, 7 June 2010

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Helen Thomas, vilified for her statement that Israel Jews should go back to Poland and Germany, modified her remarks after it was pointed out that she had a "Semite sized nose."

Helen, who is known for her off the wall questions during White House press conferences, immediately responded by saying that, "Everyday when I look into the mirror I see my kinship with the Jews. Even though I hate them all, I love their oversized beaks."

When asked if she included Obama's Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, in that group, she said that she thought Dead Fish should come back to America. "I thought his son's Bar Mitzvah was two weeks ago. What the Hell is he doing over there? Besides, he has one of those despicable gentile beaks. He needs to come back and check out the BP deal."

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