Written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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(US and A) - As the spillage by WikiLeaks continues, the vast majority of Americans are immune to any personal take on the matter -- preferring to get their sanitized news stories cut up into bite-sized pieces for them instead.

"We just don't get the whole standards of journalistic excellence thing," said supermarket grocery bagger Chip Saarbrucken. "I get most of my news from ESPN and my girlfriend gets most of her news from Entertainment Tonight. So forgive us, but we're just not big consumers of information..."

He continued, "What is it...? Wick-a-Leaks...??? Sounds like some kind of sexually transmitted disease to me, quite frankly."

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