America isn't full of obese people

Written by Coops

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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An average American car after being used once

In an explosive article that's sure to rock the rest of the World, Professor Jules von Liebentrop has categorically stated that 10 years of research in a pizza parlour has been worthwhile public spending.

The USA is in fact full of morbidly obese people that are tipping the planet towards having to eat itself. The article from the mad professor went on to say that the reason for much of the recent volcanic activity is America piping its anal emissions to Iceland for venting.

We phoned the professor for an update on what he considers the most imminent problem that fat Americans could pose for the rest of the world, but he had been involved in a tragic accident with a cheese grater and a 14" pepperoni stick.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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