1) America is pretty much fat, loud, obnoxious and stupid and stubborn
2) School kids seem to spend thier time in corridors, or beating each other up, or participating in social cliques
3) Americans want change, but only change that never happens
4) America has paradoxical political movements
5) Americans believe their beloved Constitution mentions God and Jesus, yet it has no reference at all to God, and specifies that there is a 'Separation between church and state'
6) Americans hate New Jersey. Even New Jersey hates New Jersey
7) You know nothing other than America, Canada, Mexico and some other countries on the world map
8) Americans can never name the entire 50 states
9) Americans actually believe the news
10)Americans will rate this so bad, it goes into negative