The Metropolitan police are still on the hunt today for the serial killer believed to be at large in the Central London area. The unknown assassin has been nicknamed the "Cliché Killer" by the tabloid press, following the themed, staged murder sc...
Rapper and Mah-Jong record holder Jay Z was happy to announce that he has been able to successfully eliminate 4 of his "problems" since his 2003 hit song drew Worldwide attention to his plight. Talking in a press conference Jay Z explained that th...
Recently released from Prison, Ronnie Biggs, the famed Great Train Robber, has sent the British Justice system into chaos today, by robbing 3 banks and fleeing to Rio. The man who was freed on compassionate grounds due to being an a invalid, follo...
The BBC are celebrating today, following the announcement that former F1 driver, Michael Schumacher, will be returning to host the hit TV Gameshow - "The Generation Game". The show is expected to pull in record audiences when the first episode air...
This spoof writer, and for the record only this writer, who in no way represents the brave TheSpoof.com website or any of its friends or allies, can reveal that so far the music festival Glastonbury has not been impacted by Swine Flu. Michael Eavi...
Rumours are circulating around Westminster this evening suggesting that Gordon Brown called a Samaritans helpline immediately after the Prime Ministers Question time this week. The most recent question times have seen the Conservative Party begin...
Gordon Brown found himself locked in a tussle of minds today as his adversary went on TV complimenting him on all of the positive action that he is going to take. However this was not a foreign leader or a master of commerce that is messing with t...
Devastated Chelsea were left weeping last night as they managed to throw away a place in the final of the Champion's League. Chelsea who were fully expecting to lose to Manchester United if they made it to the final given the air of inevitability...
In a new attempt to raise the profile of her campaign to award former members of the Gurkha regiment increased rights to live in Britain, Joanna Lumley is to star in a one episode spin off of "Absolutely Fabulous". Lumley will star with Jennifer S...
A pleasant surprise hit Citibank today as the bank which had been considered in "a shocking amount of trouble" was said to have far too much capital. The US stress tests were designed to identify which American banks have too little capital to wea...
In a follow up to the recently announced ban of US "Shock Jock", Michael Savage, the Home Office has released a further list of US celebrities who are now banned from entering the country. The list is based on the powers which allow the Home Offic...
Gordon Brown announced a cabinet reshuffle today, which was being touted as his last chance to address his waning popularity ratings. Some of the moves had been predicted, however some other announcements which appear to be a desperate attempt to...
Under fire British Prime Minister snapped today during a heated exchange with Conservative leader David Cameron. The pressure has clearly been building on Brown who had seen even his own party turning on him. The initial cracks in the PM starte...
The heavily criticised smile of Gordon Brown was axed today as the Prime Minister took action to attempt to turn around his ever reducing popularity. The smile which has made some brief appearances on YouTube recently has become the focus of a num...
Vincent Van Gogh, the famous painter, has also been well known for allegedly having cut off his own ear in a fit of depression. However a team of historians revealed today the true story behind his lost lobe and how it came to happen. In fact i...
Sir Alex Ferguson, a man not well known for under-reacting to situations, has launched a campaign to have referee Roberto Rosetti immediately sent to a Siberian salt mine for the rest of his life. Following Manchester United's match against Arsena...
In an emotional interview, the boxer Ricky Hatton has described the turmoil and abuse that he has faced since returning to his family home in Manchester after losing the fight to Manny Pacquiao. "Ever since I developed this glass jaw in Vegas, I'v...
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