The "Cliché Killer" still at large

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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The Metropolitan police are still on the hunt today for the serial killer believed to be at large in the Central London area.

The unknown assassin has been nicknamed the "Cliché Killer" by the tabloid press, following the themed, staged murder scenes which have been left for the police.

The first victim, Dame Edith Large, the famous obese operatic star was found murdered pre her West End stage show 4 days ago. A note at the scene simply read "Its not over until....."

Increasingly strange was the murder the following evening of the TV personality Roberto Cloud. Mr Cloud was found painted entirely in silver paint.

Most alarmingly was the number of chefs that had been drowned by the serial killer, having been drowned in a giant pot of broth in a famous London restaurant. Unfortunately a number of customers in the establishment had been served the broth starter, each complaining that it tasted horrible.

The hunt for the lunatic continues...

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