Jay Z down to 95 Problems...

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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Rapper and Mah-Jong record holder Jay Z was happy to announce that he has been able to successfully eliminate 4 of his "problems" since his 2003 hit song drew Worldwide attention to his plight.

Talking in a press conference Jay Z explained that through focussing on the issues that he was facing one by one, he has been able to reduce his list in the last 6 years.

Doctors were able to treat his bout of "athlete's foot" which had been picked up during his Black Album tour, and he has at the time struggled to beat.

His famed eyesight problem has also now been resolved thanks to laser surgery corrections.

His ongoing argument with the Blockbuster rental chain has also now come to a close with his legal team having agreed a $1.50 settlement over the missing DVD copy of Three Men and a Lady which Jay Z was adamant that he had returned.

Finally a team of plumbers have been working around the clock to resolve the water pressure problems which has plagued the Rapper's shower in his mansion.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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