Rumours are circulating around Westminster this evening suggesting that Gordon Brown called a Samaritans helpline immediately after the Prime Ministers Question time this week.
The most recent question times have seen the Conservative Party begin to commit increasing levels of what can only be described as comedy bullying.
18 different times David Cameron referred to Brown as "Mr Blair" and then said "Oops, or is it Brown? Whatever your name is" viciously attacking the PM's personality.
Further Tory exploits saw front benchers wearing kilts mocking Brown's home nation of Scotland and playing bagpipes each time the PM stood up to speak.
The final insult happened when Brown was hit in the head with a haggis by a Labour backbencher during his final comments.
