An aide of President Donald Trump, (Potus - hippopotamus abbreviated), has mistakenly revealed that his wife, Melania is "in for repairs". Melania Trump has not appeared in public for 24 days and it has now been announced she will not be accompany...
In a disturbing start to an idyllic Sunday Morning, a vicars wife in Chilenden, Kent, was startled by a drone in her garden. Mrs Fortunata Renwhite described the drone as small, "whiny" and black with three legs like that bloke from number seven.
A new Mori survey out today has shown that Great Britain is "sick to death" of meerkats. Meerkats have risen from the relative obscurity of "small mammal" in zoos to play an increasingly large role in today's media and advertising. One large...
A pensioner has today handed himself in to a top tabloid newspaper after seeing himself on Youtube negotiating traffic with a large rolled up carpet. 87 year old Rod Gripper, claims he was fetching the luxury piece of flooring for Mica, his mates...
In an amazing new twist today it has been revealed that the cat who was dyed pink and thrown over a garden wall actually chased a mouse into a loaf of bread in the Hovis factory. A man has come forward stating that he dialled 999 after spotting th...
In a recent incident in a Northern hospital complex a chavtastic teenager who swaggered into Ward 101 for a back operation whilst clearly under the influence was turned away. The chav, known only as Carl, was wearing a huge parka style coat, very...
It has emerged today that Her Royal Trout, The Queen Elizabeth of Ye Olde England, has been trying to pawn her "rather elaborate and heavy crown" through several pawn shops in the London area. Following a recent investigation into Her Majesties ap...
Shocking CCTV footage of David Cameron dumping his lame dog in a park has emerged today, causing outrage among dog lovers, disabled dog lovers, the disabled and Liberal-Democrats. Cameron is seen calling Nick Clegg, who emerges from the back seat...
Hilariously incompetent buffoon Gordon Brown today hit back at suggestions that he is prone to beating his Cabinet members on a regular basis. Brown spoke out in front of a live TV audience after allegations were published that he punched a junio...
Forget global warming and ice age Winters. According to new scientific thinking the Earth is actually rejecting human life. Following massive global disasters such as hurricanes, tsunamis, floods and landslides affecting every corner of the globe...
Footballer Ashley Cole says he feared for his ring after burglars entered his property and tried to take it by force. A terrified Cole, who was unable to run due to a broken ankle, wriggled on the ground towards his telephone while burglars ransa...
UK Government representative David Miliband has described the use of fake immigrants as outrageous today. The foreign secretary vowed to "get to the bottom" of the case in Dubai, where several fake immigrants were filmed by gold plated CCTV camera...
Scientists have today revealed that they have discovered the DNA strand that makes some people ginger. Following extensively funded research they believe that they can now filter out gingers from the human race altogether. Astonishingly the ginger...
Fast food chains up and down the country are responding to the credit crunch by launching new ranges of tempting meals using less traditional meats. A well known Fried Chicken franchise has launched a new "Persian Chicken" burger and teenagers ev...
Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge." Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching...
Top fashion designer Alexander McQueen loaned cute little dimple-cheeked moron Cheryl Cole's hair extensions the day before his suicide by hanging, it was revealed today. Cheryl, famous for being thin, is the new face of L'Oreal hair colouring, wh...
Popular cartoonlike family guy Gordon Brown was today rapped for using his disabled son and the demise of his daughter as a lively topic of conversation in an attempt to make himself more popular. Following his failed attempts at making himself mo...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
