In a disturbing start to an idyllic Sunday Morning, a vicars wife in Chilenden, Kent, was startled by a drone in her garden.
Mrs Fortunata Renwhite described the drone as small, "whiny" and black with three legs like that bloke from number seven.
It shot off over neighbouring gardens after being spotted by the clergymans horrified spouse.
On returning from church, the vicar was upset to find his wife in a state of severe agitation, describing her as hysterical and prone to “suffering with her nerves”.
He immediately called the local constabulary who advised him not to bother too much as they certainly weren’t. Apparently, the laws concerning drones are not really enforceable particularly when the police simply “ do not have the resources or the inclination “
Speaking candidly to the local paper, the vicar's wife expressed concern that the drone had actually been filming her without permission.
When asked what she normally does on a Sunday morning In the garden that might warrant a visit from an illicit drone, she replied "Well, I normally masturbate the dog."
