Written by carina-eta

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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Just Follow the Carpet

A pensioner has today handed himself in to a top tabloid newspaper after seeing himself on Youtube negotiating traffic with a large rolled up carpet.

87 year old Rod Gripper, claims he was fetching the luxury piece of flooring for Mica, his mates wife, who is incapacitated due to an underlaying problem.

He was hoping for a quick shag as payment after delivering the carpet as one of his fringe benefits, but couldn't bend low enough to touch her rug, so had to make do with a cup of tea and a piece of fruit cake.

He said," It was Wilton so I did a runner."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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