Scientists Discover Ginger T.W.A.T Gene

Funny story written by carina-eta

Thursday, 18 February 2010

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Run, Ginger, Run

Scientists have today revealed that they have discovered the DNA strand that makes some people ginger. Following extensively funded research they believe that they can now filter out gingers from the human race altogether.

Astonishingly the ginger DNA strand, on the T.W.A.T code C.G.T.A strand, is also found in susceptible people with normal hair colours, also known as T.W.A.T carriers.

They can be identified by ginger attributes such as pale skin, large glasses, buck teeth and generally behaving like tossers.

Scientists are now confident that devastating diseases like gingivitus, ginger-swine flu and glowing redheads can be completely eradicated without the need to cull gingers or reduce their numbers by mass electrocution as popularised on Youtube.

No gingers commented on the new findings as they are not attractive enough to appear on camera and have NO SOULS.

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