Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge."
Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching the range of designer muff-cosies in a range of colours including Brown Brazilian, Cheryl Cole, Breast Cancer Pink, Hucknall Orange (available with or without parting) and Wild Afro at a press conference later this week, where her new husband, cage fighter Alex Reid is rumoured to be modelling several versions on his chest, back, nose and ego.
Katie, earlier this week blasted by the press and public for featuring her daughter on Facebook with a couple of Merkins stuck to her face commented, "If your kid was that ugly you'd stick a bit of slap on it."
