Brazilian footballer Neymar has been wowing the crowds at the World Cup in Russia with some stunning performances, and 2 goals so far, but the fans are not the only people the 26-year-old has been impressing. Executives at the BBC have been meetin...
The BBC is changing its name from the British Broadcasting Corporation to the State Broadcasting Corporation with immediate efffect. The new Director General of the SBC, Boris Johnson, announced that Britain was now 'speaking with one voice - MINE...
Strictly Come Dancing is back on our screens and we couldn't give less of a fuck about it! Well we could but we got asked to stop writing about obscure things and making thinly veiled attacks on the right and could we please just write something norm...
We at Back and to the Left news are so connected with youth culture we feel like we are almost inside young people. It's a closeness that you would expect from a lover or a Dr who specialises in looking at genitals. Hang on can we start again? After hearing the news that BBC Radio One was struggling to find new DJ's we tried to get an interview with the head of the station. Unfortunately he'd s...
Producers of the popular BBC ancestry series, who do you think you are, have revealed that during research for a forthcoming episode featuring Prime Minister Theresa May they made a jaw dropping discovery. After delving into her background, they d...
Hello, everybody! And now here is today's news with me, Jessica Akrill, aged 5. Today some misters in a country where they is a lot of sand and a lot of trouble, hurt a lot of other misters and ladies and boys and girls with a 'BOMB'. That's what...
The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...
The BBC's latest singing talent show left many viewers confused over it's complicated format. Dozens of people with little else to do with their lives took to social media to complain about it. Gerald Smith said: What's all this about then? Mi...
Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...
In the most careless display since Manchester United lost a 12 point lead to surrender the league title to Arsenal in 1997/98, startling figures have shown that Radio 1 has lost over a million listeners in the past year. Despite such entertaining fig...
RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA - Saudi Arabia, the oil rich Gulf state, has continued its attempt to shake its bad reputation as a regressive, brutal dictatorship by joining the British motoring show Top Gear, replacing host Chris Evans, who left th...
For this winter, the BBC have lined up a twelve part series of new documentaries on warfare. Here is the list. (1) Tank Heroes of World War 11. (2) Lancaster Bomber air crews. Unsung Heroes of Dresden. (3) How Methane gas helped the Allies in World War 1. (4) Napalm Heroes of the Vietnam War. (5) Famous Torturers of World War 11.. (6) Scientific Heroes of Nuclear Fission. (7) Enola Gay...
An estimated 37 million people will be watching tonights riveting episode of EASTENDERS, Britains most popular soap first broadcast on Feb 19/ 1985. Here is the story so far... Belinda doesn't believe Neville when he says he did not have a thr...
"UK Prison Reform. A serious issue that needs to be taken seriously." (BBC London. 19/05/2016) Some suggestions. 1. Daily full body massages. 2. Freely available prostitutes. 3. Boxing stadiums. 4. Regular visiting entertainers like Rolf Harris or Boris Johnson. 5. Comprehensive menu prepared by Gordon Ramsay. 6. Wine, spirits and beer available with all meals. 7. Prescr...
John Whippingdale, Government Minister for Art, Culture & Sport has decided he should become the next Govorner General of the BBC, which is to be rename Whips Wonderful Corporation (WWC). In a move which is likely to upset some employees at th...
A whistleblower has released an excerpt from a training manual used by the BBC to train 'News' broadcasters. Headed the "TEN KEY POINTS FOR ALL BROADCASTERS" it makes for disturbing reading. It reads as follows: 1: Never ever question what you, the newscaster, are expected to read. If you do, you question your employer, the BBC. And that can get you into trouble. Ask David Icke. Think of yourse...
BARBARA: "Following the doctors' strike a man in Croydon had to have his leg removed when an ingrowing toenail turned septic. After receiving an epidural, a woman in Epping gave birth to deformed triplets. In Madrid, a man was shot dead during a botched supermarket robbery. While in Riga Latvia, a woman making an emergency phone call concerning the accidental death of her Pooch had her bag s...
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