The BBC is changing its name from the British Broadcasting Corporation to the State Broadcasting Corporation with immediate efffect.
The new Director General of the SBC, Boris Johnson, announced that Britain was now 'speaking with one voice - MINE. We have had quite enough of hearung the views of obviously deluded people. Now the Government is governing and anyone who doesn't like it can get stuffed'.
President Trump sent a tweet to the world that he 'approved of Britain's bold move.'
Every respectable news outlet has welcomed the development. The editors of the Daily Mail, Express, the Times and Telegraph all welcomed the development which they thought was 'long overdue'. Other papers did not comment.
Measures are in hand to bring in legislation to enable the government to police the internet to make sure no hostile news is made available in the United Kingdom.
The British Prime Minister, Theresa May is shortly aiming to meet the North Korean leader Kim Jon Un to discuss working together on media matters.
