HOLLYWOOD, CA - The beauty queen, and the former beauty queen. A star with conservative power, and a conservative with star power. Now, the two are teaming up for a remake of "Where the Heart Is," a 2000 drama/romance based on the best selling nove...
WYCKOFF, New Jersey - The Jonas Brothers have just signed to star in the remake of the 1964 Beatles movie, A Hard Day's Night. The film's director Francisco W. Hoopitus stated that he paid United Artist $30 million for the film rights. When ask...
In a piece in Wednesday's edition of a Vatican newspaper, The Daily Inquisition, it called Ron Howard's film "a videogame that first of all sparks curiosity and is also, maybe, a bit of fun, if you're into going to hell in a handbasket. Other than th...
Desperate actor Steve Guttenberg, 50 and depressed, has been fired from his latest role, in a film where he was playing himself. It is a terrible blow to the actor who had been hoping that his performance in "The Steve Guttenberg Story", would see...
The BBC films division has announced that it will commence shooting of a feature length version of their hit comedy "Last of the Summer Wine". The film, which will be set in Yorkshire and feature all of the favourite characters from the show, howe...
Esteemed Cambridge Academic, Professor Stephen Hawking is to star in a Hollywood blockbuster playing a rogue Terminator. Hollywood movie Director Bernie Barnett explained that "Stephen will be starring in "The One That Got away". This prequel...
A fifth Indiana Jones movie is in pre-production in Hollywood. The movie will return the major players from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull (including Harrison Ford, Shia LeBeouf, and Karen Allen). This movie will be shot principally in Washing...
Sicily, Italy - Sylvester Stallone has announced he is about to start filming the next Rocky instalment, Rocky VI VI VI (Rocky 666). "This one will be a little different." Wrote Sly in a note to me, after I asked him to repeat himself 13 times, expla...
The winner of the Miss USA pageant, is in danger of losing her crown because of her controversial opinion about the Sci-Fi classic film "Alien Versus Predator." In a recent interview, while discussing one of her favorite movies, she answered a que...
An anonymous businessman has offered a huge reward for a lost film print, which nobody seems absolutely certain ever existed. "I'm not totally convinced of its existence," he admitted. "But I'm assured that it does indeed exist, that its a masterp...
Sin City director Robert Rodriguez is to make a new film using characters from two of his previous movies. Barbarella Versus Predator will reprise the alien monster from the Predator series alongside the character of Barbarella, an iconic female rol...
Armando Iannucci's new film In The Loop is being billed as Britain's best comedy for years and is getting five star reviews. However, the story is causing eyebrows to be raised as events it portrays all seem very familiar to anyone who knows about Br...
The rights for the 1954 movie Seven Brides for Seven Brothers have been lost and have fallen into Public Domain. The movie tells the story of the Pontipee brothers, who kidnap a group of girls to become their wives. As they live in backwoods Oregon...
Film critics have been raving about the brilliant casting of Keanu Reeves as the alien in human flesh in the remake of the Science Fiction classic The Day the Earth Stood Still. Oddly this may be the first good review Reeves has received since he pla...
Is the world not sick of the resurrection of old TV show being turned into movies? Apparently not, according to cult film director, Quentin Tarrantino. In 2008, after attending the premiere of chick flick Sex In The City: The Movie, he decided his next project was going to be Diff'rent Strokes: The Movie, and carry out the diff'cult task of getting all the original actors back together for "the r...
'Bonnie and Clyde:Yes We Can' opened today in Los Angeles, to rave reviews from critics and audiences alike. In the movie the two gangsters dress up in smart clothes, and then go on a robbing and killing spree right across the United States of America. Bonnie Clinton and Clyde Obama get together a gang of crazy misfits, including 'Baby Face' Bill Clinton, Edward 'Machine Drink' Kennedy, Nancy '...
Hollywood hit a new high today as ex Nightclub Bouncer Vin "Vin Diesel" Diesel signed a contract guaranteeing his involvement with at least 18 further Fast and Furious films. In what is being heralded as as big as when George Lucas agreed to make...
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