Hawking to star in Terminator Prequel

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Hawking in action !

Esteemed Cambridge Academic, Professor Stephen Hawking is to star in a Hollywood blockbuster playing a rogue Terminator.

Hollywood movie Director Bernie Barnett explained that "Stephen will be starring in "The One That Got away".

This prequel to the hugely successful Terminator franchise sees Hawking perfectly cast as an experimental Cybercorp Android.

Barnett went on to explain that "Stephen's Enhanced Neural Synapse Acceleration Processor decides - "I think therefore, I am"

Stephen Hawking One - Terminator or Sh1T for short then escapes the Cybercorp Labs to live a simple life of academic bliss in the hallowed precincts of Cambridge University".

When the news was broken to Professor Hawking he gripped his joystick and went forward, then backward, then forward again before spinning around whilst winking impishly, dribbling & mumbling "Wicked"!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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