New 'Bonnie and Clyde' movie opens

Written by matwil

Friday, 17 April 2009

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'Baby Face' Bill Clinton hides behind Bonnie's tax returns

'Bonnie and Clyde:Yes We Can' opened today in Los Angeles, to rave reviews from critics and audiences alike.

In the movie the two gangsters dress up in smart clothes, and then go on a robbing and killing spree right across the United States of America. Bonnie Clinton and Clyde Obama get together a gang of crazy misfits, including 'Baby Face' Bill Clinton, Edward 'Machine Drink' Kennedy, Nancy 'Mafiosi' Pelosi, and John 'Pain' Dillinger, and then travel from town to town across America, stealing taxes and cash from innocent citizens, and sending them to die in distant lands.

In one robbery Clyde shouts at the people he's holding up: 'You thought I wouldn't steal your hard-earned cash, did you? Suckers!', and Clinton laughs, and says 'They thought that if they got rid of George 'Raft' Bush, who stole all their money to play at soldiers, they'd be safe. Suckers!'

And as the film gets going, Bonnie and Clyde steal more and more from the public, then turn to robbing banks and mortgage lenders. 'It's easy', Obama said, 'we steal their money, then get the Federal government to get taxpayers to pay back the same amount to the banks!'

And Clinton added: 'Every time we want to play soldiers like Bush did, we just rob another mortgage lender, a child could do it! You'd think the tax payers might have noticed by now ...'

But the FBI were beginning to notice it, and soon laid a trap for Bonnie and Clyde, though it wouldn't happen until 2012 - they were arranging for the two gangsters to be cornered by a lynch mob of fifty million voters, and then stripped of their money and thrown into a backwater of history.

'That's the least we can do', FBI Director Mulder Scully said, 'such monstrous crimes as these two are committing must not go unpunished. Yes, Mr. Bush, anything you tell me, Mr. Bush.'

Democracy has left the building, at the point of a gun.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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