Written by Jeff Brone

Sunday, 26 April 2009

The winner of the Miss USA pageant, is in danger of losing her crown because of her controversial opinion about the Sci-Fi classic film "Alien Versus Predator."

In a recent interview, while discussing one of her favorite movies, she answered a question by saying that she thought Alien was really a more formidable adversary than Predator and should be considered the best monster. Blogger Alexia Duboise was quick to say that Miss USA lost "a lot of credibility with that comment. I was shocked and saddened to hear that, in this day and age, someone should hold such an antiquated opinion."

A spokesman for the pageant stated that she "had to be on thin ice at this point. How could anyone give their opinion when asked, and then give the wrong opinion at that? What was she thinking?"

Miss USA said in her defense that it was only a movie, and she really isn't a film expert anyway. However it seems that the damage was done. Noted blogger and convenience store cashier Georgia "Big G" Hartzig said that the American people "deserve better than someone who believes certain things that people who are smart don't agree with."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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