A 40 year old Alabama woman was charged with D.U.I (driving under the influence) for her escapades on her horse. The woman, who was weaving erratically through traffic, attempted to flee when officers turned on their sirens. Her horse rammed a poli...
Keith Richards said today in an interview that his relationship with his father has been "smokin'" for the past few years. Considering that his father passed away and was cremated in 2004, authorities decided to find out exactly what w...
Coroners have determined that the cause of death in the Anna Nicole Smith case was an accidental overdose of drugs. It appears, according to a statement released today, that Ms. Smith accidentally took the following in an attempt to treat an alleged...
Fort Lauderdale, Florida: City representatives report that this year's Spring Break was highly lucrative for roadside entrepreneurs. "Unfortunately, many of the sales were illegal," said counselwoman Goldie Saget.
Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.
The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.
Follow-up studies to those conducted by the military at universities and hospitals during the 1950s have shown that the hallucinogenic drug LSD may hold potential for treating several mental disorders.
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...
Washington, DC- In a surprise move, President Bush, during his South American tour, announced that the United States would be cutting funding for Plan Columbia. Plan Columbia, a joint drug reduction program with ally Columbia, in which the United St...
CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The
Arkansas - Giant chain store Wallmar Corporation has announced it will begin selling crack and meth in rural areas. Wallmar spokesperson Angelfood Macspade says that there is a lack of minority drug dealers in rural areas and that Wallmar is simply f...
A new pill has been rushed through F.D.A. testing and approved in record time, and is now available. The pill is rather expensive, and only for republicans. It has been dubbed "The Freedom Pill".
Wangishton - Scientists recently released documentation providing indutpisable evidence regadring Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active and lightly hallucinogenic chemical in marijuana, and the reading disasiblity known as Dyslexia.
Just as the shattering effects of Meth-Mouth have been hitting cities the world over a new drug and his even worse consequence is emerging.
Atlanta - Coca Cola Executives and a small army of PR people today crowded a specially hired convention centre in the heart of bustling Atlanta's business district to declare before a specially invited audience of local dignitaries and press that...
Hollywood. Little known English "popstar" Robbie Williams was today sensationally admitted to the Henry Ford clinic, a Los Angeles based treatment center for bloated has beens and tattooed freaks.
Police have predicted an imminent drug epidemic to rival the good old heroin proliferation of the 80's made popular by Zammo. Chief Constable for Greater Manchester Police Mike Todd claimed: "It's some of the best gear I've ever had.
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