Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 21 February 2007

image for Fade-Face replaces Meth-Mouth as Drug Scourge
The nightmare of fade-face

Just as the shattering effects of Meth-Mouth have been hitting cities the world over a new drug and his even worse consequence is emerging.

FADE (Fenylaloloindendriteecstasis), the latest designer drug, is sweeping the world. FADE is said to create an irresistible high and thrill-seekers and drug enthusiasts are buying it by the case.

Stoners are turning from pot, acid-heads and even heroin and meth addicts are joining the ranks of "Faders".

Drug rehab experts are warning the general public to beware of this deadly drug. "Potheads lose ambition, trippers trip out, meth-mouth plagues the methamphetamine addict", warned US Surgeon General, Nobud E. Nosemy-Naim, "The faders are experiencing the nightmare of face-fade. Their teeth are fine but their face just fades away like an old photograph on cheap paper. It's truly amazing, and probably bad for your health!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Health, Drugs




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