In a nasty tirade again the real ballerina who doubled for her in Black Swam, Natalie Portman estimated that the double did only about 70% of the dances-not 80%, as the double claims. "That clumsy tart should not have been allowed in any of the s...
Newt Gingrich today blamed his past marital cheating on getting so caught up in his crusade to better "America and her ideals," as he put it, "that I started surrendering my body to political groupies on the road." The potential GOP presidential...
Erratic actor Charlie Sheen has signed on to play erratic Congressman David Wu in "Two and a Half Tigers," a fantasy film about a lawmaker by day and a fake tiger by night. The movie is based on the life of Wu, who blames his frequent mental mel...
Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the troubled former Hollywood star will tell jurors in her coming trial that she did, indeed, steal a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. "But she will also claim," said one source, "that she was just testing...
Alleged shoplifter Lindsay Lohan says she will obey a judge's order "to maintain a distance of 300 feet from all jewelry stores at all times." The troubled ex-starlet is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Hollywood jeweler. "I agre...
Cable talk show queen Oprah Winfrey's secret half-sister has been secretly dating Gayle King's non-secret full-brother. King is Winfrey's constant companion. Oprah's sister-Patricia Winfrey-has been seen hanging around with Matt King, and word is...
The golden-voiced hobo who became famous for fifteen minutes says he plans to wed Rue McClanahan after he completes rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Ted Williams, the 53-year-old former radio announcer who lived in a cardboard box and ate cat fo...
Elton John is denying published reports that he is now a gay father. "Make that 'gay mother,'" the bewigged, bespectacled and gap-toothed singer asserted. The 60-year-old John explained that he was actually impregnated by his civil partner, a 4...
For the 20th time in his life, Playboy chick magnet Hugh Hefner has popped the "Will you be my wife" question to a stunning young Playmate with a huge rack. "This time I might even go through with it, " said the Viagra-popping Hefner,who has date...
Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback Michael Vick says he is so eager to own a pet dog again that he'd be willing to enter a 12-step rehabilitation program where he could "work my way up a ladder of other pets before regaining the right to own a dog," he...
Pope Benedict will make commercials for the "Papal Bull," a church-made condom specifically fashioned to protect gay males from AIDS. In making the announcement, Vatican Rubbers, Inc., lauded the pontiff for his recent suggestion that condoms-pre...
In a tearful exclusive, football's elderly drama queen, Bret Farve, admits he even sent what Farve calls "Monkey Spanking" videos to anti-masturbation politician Christine O'Donnell. "It registered as an extra thrill for me to try get racy videos...
Special non-sobriety clauses have been inserted into troubled Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan's next movie contract. Makers of the movie-about a drugged-up, bi-sexual former young screen actress who then became a porn star-say they now have Lohan's...
Freshly divorced Elin Nordegren has been romantically linked to on-again off-again lesbian Ann Heche, who is currently married to a man, but "is also exhibiting strong bi-sexual characteristics of late," according a psychiatrist for the teeny blonde...
Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss has already chosen some of the men she wants to inhabit "Heidi's Stud Farm," a luxurious Nevada mansion destined to become the nation's first legal brothel for female clients. "I'm thinking in terms of recognizable a...
Lindsay Lohan came to the defense of fellow troubled celebrity Paris Hilton by backing up Hilton's statement Paris was carrying someone else's purse when a bag of cocaine fell out of it. "I swear on my 12-step rehab pamphlet that I saw someone s...
Doctors in Sweden have certified for general medical use a Proporol-based diet program that guarantees humongous weight losses. The only catches are: You have to like ice cream and red velvet cake with thick marshmallow frosting; and you must be...
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