Tiger's Ex Dating Ann Heche

Funny story written by Don Fulsom

Sunday, 12 September 2010

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Freshly divorced Elin Nordegren has been romantically linked to on-again off-again lesbian Ann Heche, who is currently married to a man, but "is also exhibiting strong bi-sexual characteristics of late," according a psychiatrist for the teeny blonde actress.

Interviewed about her relationship with Heche by a Swedish TV channel, the beauteous Elin stated, "I can't really comment, except to say: Would you trust any man any more after what that man Tiger put me through? So maybe I will try a woman.

"I'm so rich and beautiful I can do anything.

"I could even decide to make Ann Heche jealous by dating Ellen DeGeneris."

"I just hate f**king men! Bring on the gals!" said the formerly shy former wife of the former golf great.

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