Written by Don Fulsom

Saturday, 25 September 2010

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Special non-sobriety clauses have been inserted into troubled Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan's next movie contract.

Makers of the movie-about a drugged-up, bi-sexual former young screen actress who then became a porn star-say they now have Lohan's signature on the new document, according to reliable sources.

"Lindsay agreed to the clauses that call for her to be secretly drugged during the movie to give it added authenticity," said one source close to the movie.

"For example," this source added, "the current ankle monitor worn by Lindsay does not detect most prescription drugs that are just as inebriating as alcohol or cocaine. The judge never specified that she couldn't do legal dope."

Another source of the movie set said: "Look, Lindsay is a fairly accomplished actress, but she actually needs to be drugged to get the best out of this role."

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan




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