Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop a few bomb...
* 'Totally unacceptable' conditions at terrorist training camp in Sabratha, Libya * Officers found workers handling dangerous chemicals without wearing safety goggles * Manager Latif Hakim, 46, admits five breaches of health and safety rule...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a sand-swept landscape of broken down ACME anvils the Four Horsemen rode again. In the incomprehensible language of folklore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only subtitles.
BILLINGSGATE POST: What goes around comes around. In a round-about-way that is. ISIS USA affiliate MSNBC released information today that the Road Runner has escaped from ISIS due to compromised equipment purchased from the ACME Corporation as part...
Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, who claims to be a descendant of Mohammed Ali, and henchman of the Greater Than Allah Branch of ISIS, twittered to its USA affiliate, MSNBC, that it has captured the elusive adversary of Wile E. Coyote. Ra...
ISIS of 635 AD was able to destroy great civilizations: Syria, Persia, India etc. But thereafter, the genes of these creatures, due to repeated raping, stabilized in the DNA of victimized people and have kept multiplying ever since. The Islamic historians and scholars have recorded the details of the atrocities with great pleasure and pride, that is, the slaughtering of Persians, Syrians and H...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Homer's Sirens, who lured Odysseus with their beautiful voices of doom as he sailed off the rocks of Scylla, the "BEEP! BEEP!" emanating from the Road Runner is now piercing the morning solitude from minarets in Ramadi, luring...
President Obama stated today that he would engage the help of "all the Superfriends" to fight the growing threat from ISIL in the next few years. "Yes, we'll have Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonderwoman, or Wonderperson appreciated regardless...
ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Ju...
Remember those Gunlards we saw massing to protect that defective tax cheat John Bundy and then taking up positions along the Mexican Border with their vast array of weapons poised to stop any poor Mexi's from crossing into America? Well, now with the news that many ex-American soldiers are joining the fight against ISIS in Iraq and Syria we can't help but wonder where all those big talking brav...
A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
Mosul, Iraq-New video released by the Islamic State today details the next step in ISIS' battle for the hearts and minds of idiots throughout the middle east. Known for their slickly produced videos and their command and use of social media to ex...
Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant. In in his inimitable...
What was claimed to be a U.S. made search and destroy drone was shot down by a SAM this morning. No casualties were reported. The drone "hit" was claimed by by Mustapha Badpun of the Doner Kebab staff. A spokesman for the Turkish kebab house told...
Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
Teheran - Iranian sexologist Sheik Ratel-n-Rol, the "Renegade Imam" is on the run again tonight after publishing Goggle's 2014 statistical analysis of internet porn use on his popular "Under the Hijab" sex-discussion blog. According to the report...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
